Terms & Conditions
Effective Date: September 1, 2025
Last Updated: September 1, 2025
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Welcome to The Storied Relic. This website is owned and operated by Joseph Marrone, based in River Vale, New Jersey. By accessing or purchasing from our site, you agree to the following Terms and Conditions. These Terms govern your use of our website, products, and services.
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Use of our Website
You must be at least 18 years old or of legal age in your jurisdiction to use this site. By accessing our content or making a purchase, you confirm that you have the legal authority to enter into this agreement.
Product Offering
Each item sold through The Storied Relic is a curated antique paired with an original short story. These items are sold as collectible curiosities and narrative experiences—not as certified historical artifacts. All descriptions are fictionalized unless otherwise noted.
Pricing and Payment
Prices are listed in USD and may change without notice. By completing a purchase, you agree to pay the listed price plus any applicable taxes or shipping fees. We reserve the right to correct pricing errors at any time.
Returns & Refunds
Prices are listed in USD and may change without notice. By completing a purchase, you agree to pay the listed price plus any applicable taxes or shipping fees. We reserve the right to correct pricing errors at any time.
Shipping and Fulfillment
Orders are shipped weekly via USPS or Pirate Ship. Each package includes protective packaging, your Relic, your story insert, and a thank-you note. We are not responsible for delays caused by carriers or customs.
Intellectual Property
All stories, packaging designs, logos, and branding elements are the intellectual property of The Storied Relic and Joseph Marrone. You may not reproduce, distribute, or adapt any content without written permission.
User Conduct
You agree not to misuse our website, impersonate others, or attempt to access restricted areas. We reserve the right to suspend or terminate access for violations of these Terms.
Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, The Storied Relic is not liable for indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of our site or products.
Promotional Content
By subscribing to our newsletter or making a purchase, you consent to receive occasional promotional emails. You may unsubscribe at any time.
Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of New Jersey. Any disputes shall be resolved in the courts of Bergen County, NJ.
Contact
For questions, support, or feedback, please reach out to: thestoriedrelic@gmail.com